I’m still laughing. I followed a link to an NPR piece about turkeys in Albany, which has some nice footage of the local flock sashaying through somebody’s front yard. But you must scroll down to Sacramento TV producer Duffy Kelly’s priceless, unintentionally Blair-Witch footage of being stalked by a big Tom turkey.

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